Comic Profile: Stephanie Vanacore

STEPHANIE VANACORE

(The first time I saw this woman on stage, I followed her out into the hallway after her set. Within seconds, I believe, I asked her to be profiled on the "Hudson Valley's Funniest People". Smart as a whip, and just as unforgiving, no one is safe when Stephanie Vanacore is on stage.... Especially not the other comics! After this profile, I felt lucky she hadn't gone after me.)

NAME: Stephanie Vanacore

HOMETOWN: Middletown, NY

BIRTHPLACE: Hospital

BEEN DOING COMEDY SINCE....:2009-ish

COMEDY HEROES:   Patton Oswalt, David Cross, Louis CK, Joan Rivers, Dave Chappelle, George Carlin, Roseanne, Bill Cosby, Mitch Hedberg, Amy Schumer, Jon Stewart

WE RECENTLY MET IN PERSON AT DAVE SAITZYK'S "LAUGH HOUSE" OPEN MIC AT A.O.H. IN MONROE, NY. IT WAS MY FIRST TIME THERE AND I SAW SOME GREAT ACTS. I WAS ALSO VERY IMPRESSSED WITH THE ROOM ITSELF. YOU SEEM LIKE A REGULAR ON THE SCENE. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT ROOM?

That room can be a rough at times. Great place to work on dealing with hecklers sometimes good for crowd work. I mostly look forward to that room as a place to hang out with the crew and the post-diner wrap up that normally follows.  

I WOULD HATE MYSELF IF I DIDN'T ASK THIS.... WHEN YOU MENTIONED YOUR BOYFRIEND'S NAME ON STAGE, THE ROOM CHEERED. I'M OUT OF THE LOOP. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?

My boyfriend Paul Byrne is one of the founding members of our comedy family. He is the one who first organized the A.O.H. room, due to his affiliation of being very Irish, and the CV’s Hideaway room where we both worked together for a while.  To know him is to love him and they all know and love him.  In less than a month he will return and no doubt re-establish his place in this lovely group of funny folk.

YOU AND I BECAME FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK LONG BEFORE WE ACTUALLY MET PLAYING "CANDY CRUSH" AND "SONGPOP" ON FACEBOOK. GIVEN HOW ACTIVE YOU ARE IN THE SOCIAL MEDIA GAMING SCENE, HOW DO YOU ACCOMPLISH SO MUCH AS A COMIC?

 Honestly, Skyrim has taken way more of my time.  Candy Crush is a newly found shame and I hope I can get over it soon enough so I can devote more time to my Xbox. I am an unapologetic gamer. I have learned over the years to schedule in my time wasting and with marginal success towards the greater good.  To answer your question though, I need to accomplish more as a comic so maybe I should just stick to Words With Friends.

I LAUGHED QUITE A BIT DURING YOUR SET BUT I TOOK SOMETHING BIG AWAY FROM IT AS WELL. IN A ROOM THAT INCLUDED ERIC ALBERT, MIKE FALCONE AND DAN DiMARINO, IT WAS ACTUALLY YOU WHO SHOCKED THE CROWD THE MOST BY SORT OF ROASTING SOME OF THE OTHER COMICS ON THE LOCAL SCENE. IN A BUSINESS THAT IS SO MUCH ABOUT NETWORKING, WHERE DO YOU GET THE BALLS TO MAKE FUN OF YOUR COLLEAGUES?

Where do I get the balls? Hmmm. I think the same place people get balls telling other people’s jokes and passing them off as theirs.  Yeah, that place. Or next door to that place. It takes balls to do comedy, it takes even more balls to write a joke nobody heard before, deliver it, and get laughs or risk silence.  Making “fun of my colleagues” isn’t something I do often but one of my favorite jokes written last year was about Ryan Dalton. 

IT SEEMS LIKE A GENERAL THEME OF THESE PROFILES TO ASK ABOUT THE LOCAL COMEDY COMPETTIONS. I KNOW YOU HAVE APPEARED IN MANY WITH REALLY GOOD RESULTS. DO YOU LIKE THE COMPETITION THING AND WHAT MAKES YOU PERFORM SO WELL?

 The competition shows are ok. They provide stage time and the opportunity to network. Best case scenario is you get booked from one; worst case scenario you aren’t happy with your set and neither is anyone else.  Even in shows where I am ‘competing’ against my friends we still support each other and motivate each other to be better.   

YOU RECENTLY GRADUATED FROM SUNY NEW PALTZ AND ARE CERTIFIED FOR A "REAL JOB". (I'M JEALOUS). THE QUESTION IS, DO YOU SEE YOURSELF GIVING UP THE STAGE AND BECOMING A "RESPONSIBLE ADULT" ANY TIME SOON?

I just take the stage into the classroom.  Students pay attention to teachers who amuse them. Teaching English is a great way for me to keep writing.  Besides, the material I get working in a school would make it impossible to walk away from standup comedy. It will be nice to make more than a high school student. I am looking forward to that part of adult life.

CAN YOU GIVE ME AN OVERALL OPINION ON THE HUDSON VALLEY COMEDY SCENE AND WHO ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE COMICS WORKING IN THE AREA?

Comedians are some of my favorite people.  This has been the most supportive group of mostly guys I have ever been a part of and I have a lot of favorites.  There are also lots of great comics in Albany that are among some of my ever expanding list of favorites.  Working together for years like most of us have, it’s great that the WPDH competition show has brought together even more area talent.  Gun to my head, favorite local comic? Bruce Christopher.  

To know her is to love her... at your own risk, of course. With recent gigs all over the Hudson Valley area and even a guest DJ spot on WRRV this past Sunday, Stephanie Vanacore is without a doubt one of the rising stars in the area. Rush to any show she is a part of. You'll be glad you did!

REMINDER: Our next post will be a master list of all of the June shows in the Hudson Valley. If you know of any shows, make sure to send the dates and info to me so they can be included on the list. 

Also, subscribe to the H.V. Funny Podcast on iTunes or FeedBurner to hear some of your favorite local talents. Until next time, you know the drill... + & X-D   -Steve  

Comic Profile: John Wendel

JOHN WENDEL

("Sweet, clean, family-friendly, uplifting"... There are just some of the words that describe OTHER comics out there. Not John Wendel. "Shocking, offensive and cringe-worthy" fit a little better. John has been doing comedy for a few years now and has already learned how to push the envelope like few other comics today. However, as a popular name on local shows and a TWO TIME Jester's Champion, its clear you could also use the words "Respected, admired and totally hilarious" to describe him.)

NAME: John Wendel

 

HOMETOWN: Nyack, NY

 

BIRTHPLACE: Deer Park, NY

 

BEEN DOING COMEDY SINCE....: 2010

 

COMEDY HEROES: George Carlin, Louie CK, Bugs Bunny, Carol Burnett, Bill Murray, Richard Pryor.

 

SO, I GOT YOUR NAME FROM A BUNCH OF OTHER COMICS IN YOUR AREA. IT'S VERY CLEAR THAT YOU HAVE THE RESPECT OF YOUR LOCAL COMEDY PEERS. HOW DOES THAT FEEL?

 It feels swell. I guess I'd have to say "swell."  That's how it feels. Inside. There's a great group of up and coming comics in the area and I'm honestly humbled that they recognize my supreme talent.

 

ONE OF THE REASONS YOU WERE RECOMMENDED TO ME WAS THAT YOU WERE A TWO TIME JESTER'S COMEDY CLUB CHAMPION. DO YOU ENJOY COMPETING AGAINST OTHER COMICS?

Not particularly. I was hoping to get stage time and that was a way to get my foot in the door at Jester's which is a cool place to perform. I dominated the "competition" as you call them but it was more about trying not to embarrass them too much. I love those guys. And girl. There's like one girl too.

 

WHEN I FIRST SAW YOUR VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE, I IMMEDIATELY CATEGORIZED YOU AS A "CRINGE COMIC". DO YOU THINK THAT'S AN ACCURATE DESCRIPTION? DO YOU ENJOY THE GROANS AS MUCH AS THE LAUGHS?

Yeah probably. I really enjoy pushing the limits of what can still be considered funny without just being over the top. I'm pretty much a 12 year old boy on the inside, so bad words and silliness makes me giggle down in my pee pee parts. I'm not good at being seriously.

 

TIME FOR A CHEAP PLUG... ARE YOU LISTENING TO THE PODCAST?

 Yeah I've listened to it. I think you're off to a great start!

 

IT SEEMS LIKE A GENERAL OPINION ON THE AREA IS THAT THERE IS A CAMARADERIE AMONG ALL OF THE COMICS. DO YOU ENJOY BEING A PART OF A COMEDY CREW OR WOULD YOU RATHER BE A LONE WOLF?

No, I like the crew. These guys are my friends. I'm married and not allowed to have regular friends so they fill that need for me. They are need fillers and I appreciate that. We joke around a lot and cry sometimes too. Especially Dan DiMarino. Wtf is that guy always weeping about?

 

YOUR PROFILE PAGE SHOWS NOT ONLY PICTURES FROM LOCAL ROOMS BUT NYC ROOMS AS WELL. CAN YOU COMPARE OR CONTRAST THE HUDSON VALLEY COMEDY SCENE AND THE NEW YORK COMEDY SCENE FROM YOUR EXPERIENCES IN BOTH?

 I will compare but I never contrast: The NYC scene is huge and exciting. I love performing in NY, crowds are great. The ability to get stage time is extremely challenging until you've been pounding the pavement for a long time. The Hudson Valley scene is smaller, but growing and very talented. And has more trees.

 

MAN, WHAT IS IT WITH COMICS AND "TREES"? WHEN YOU DO HIT THE LOCAL ROOMS, WHO ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE GUYS TO SEE ON STAGE?

I love Patrick Grable, Tom Liquori is unbelievable, There's an old guy from YouTube, a lot of funny dudes.

 

WHERE CAN THE PEOPLE FIND MORE INFO ON JOHN WENDEL INCLUDING UPCOMING SHOWS, BOOKING CONTACTS AND WHO YOU MAY OR MAY NOT BE PISSING OFF THIS WEEK?

Follow me on Twitter @johnwendelcomic and on Facebook /johnwendelcomedy

Email for booking: johnwendelcomedy@gmail.com

 

A great and witty mind on the scene rigyht now, John Wendel is taking this scene by storm. He was recently  described on our podcast as a "steamroller" and it fits! Audiences will be seeing a lot more of John Wendel as we roll on... which MIGHT be bad news for them but it's great news for the rest of us!

 

I just want to say thanks again to the literally HUNDREDS of people who have been reading what we have been putting out on the HV Comedy Scene. Also, if you enjoy these Comic Profiles then you will LOVE our guests on the H. V. Funny podcast. Click our liks below. Who knows? You might just hear John Wendel on an upcoming episode! 

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Comic Profile: Anthony Terrible

ANTHONY TERRIBILE

 

(Anthony Terribile has already accomplished much in the Hudson Valley Comedy scene. He has performed at Levity Live, Bananas and twice at the Serious Laughs Arts & Comedy Festival. He has been featured in an article in the Times-Herald Record. He was a two time regional finalist in the 2013 WPDH Funniest Person in the Hudson Valley Competition and is the current reigning Jester's Comedy Club Champion... Oh yeah. And he's only 14 years-old! How has he accomplished so much in so little time? There's only one way to find out...)

 

 

 



NAME:  Anthony Terribile (pronounced)    Terr-i-beel

HOMETOWN: Montgomery N.Y.

BIRTHPLACE: New Windsor N.Y.

EDUCATION: Currently enrolled in the  8^th Grade at Valley Central Middle School

BEEN DOING COMEDY SINCE....:   Doing Stand-up since July 2011

COMEDY HEROES: Andy Kaufman , Sam Kinison,  Eddie Murphy, Andrew Dice Clay, George Lopez, Jim Norton, Dave Chapelle, Gabriele Iglesias, Chris Rock.

Comedians I have met and had opportunity to speak to include Mark Viera, Colin Quinn, Kevin Lee And the man kicked out of Kingston The very funny Rich Schultis.

LET'S START OFF WITH THE MOST RECENT EXCITING NEWS, WHICH IS THAT YOU ARE THE NEW JESTER'S COMEDY CLUB CHAMPION. YOU MANAGED TO BEAT OUT JORDAN FRIED AND RYAN DALTON (WHO WAS PREVIOUSLY PROFILED ON "THE HUDSON VALLEY'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE"). HOW DID YOU DO IT?

I don’t feel like I beat anyone out. Everyone deserved to be on that stage that night and they all did good. Lots of great comedians have played there. That night I had one of the best sets that I have ever done.  I think it is because of all the open mics that I have been doing. That week I did three in a row. I did Virgos Sip N' Soul on Wednesday, then I did CV’s Hideaway on Thursday with Ryan Dalton and then the competition on Friday.

WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO GET STARTED IN COMEDY AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE INSTEAD OF WAITING UNTIL YOU WERE OLDER AS MOST OF US DO?

I thought that if I started early I would be out of drug rehab or at least have a grip on my crack problem by the time I finish High school.

Just kidding the truth is that I have a sister who is 2 years younger than me. She has cerebral palsy. When we were younger my parents and I used to travel all over to different hospitals. When we were at the hospitals there were always other kids who had disabilities like my sister. I always used to make them and their siblings laugh by telling jokes or fooling around.

Than I started doing skits in Boy Scouts. Someone filmed it and sent it to Kevin Lee at Bananas Comedy Club. Kevin Lee than gave  me a chance to do an open mic there.

My parents always taught me if I want to do something start young. Professional baseball players don’t start at 21 years old. They start younger to get the training early.

  

THE FIRST TIME I SAW YOU WAS AT MAHONEY'S IN POUGHKEEPSIE DURING THE WPDH'S COMEDY SEARCH. YOU AND I WERE BOTH FINALISTS ALONG WITH IAN LAZARUS. TELL ME, HOW DID ALL THREE OF US MANAGE TO GET BEATEN OUT BY AN OLD LADY?

I don’t know. You were the only one out of the four of us wearing a dress. LOL

My parents always tell me that it’s not always about who comes in first that wins.  I did not come in first that night but Coop and Robin did talk about me on the air and I walked away with two spots on the Serious Laughs Comedy Festival. I think we all won that night.  

 AHEM... TO CLARIFY, IT WAS A KILT.

YOU MUST BE HUNGRY FOR COMPETITION SINCE I SEE YOU HAVE ALSO SIGNED ON FOR THE SLAUGHTER STAND-UP SUMMER SHOWDOWN IN MID-JUNE AT CHARACTERS IN SLOATSBURG. HOW DO YOU THINK YOU WILL DO IN SUCH A LARGE FIELD OF OTHER COMICS, SOME OF WHOM YOU KNOW TO BE VERY TALENTED?

There are a lot of talented people who will be performing. I don’t do it as a competition I do it to perform. To get stage time.  At 14, there are not a lot of places to perform. People need to see me before they take me seriously.  Some comedy clubs are worried that I’m going to tell Knock, Knock Jokes.

But now that I have been doing the competitions, I’m becoming known in comedy groups.

 

 MOTHER'S DAY JUST PASSED. THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU, YOU HAD JUST DONE A SHOW IN KINGSTON WHERE THE CROWD GOT A LITTLE HOSTILE AND YOUR MOTHER HAD BEEN THERE TO SEE THE WHOLE THING. HOW DID SHE HANDLE THAT AND HOW IMPORTANT HAS YOUR FAMILY BEEN TO YOUR DEVELOPMENT AS A COMIC?

 I did not even know that it was a bad night until other people started saying it.  Truthfully that was not as bad as what I have seen .

One night a few months ago at an Irish Pub I was performing at, some drunk guy started calling me a “little Guinea “ in the middle of my set. I tried to ignore him but he kept getting louder.

Than another night at CV’s hideaway some fat redneck with a ZZ Top beard starting yelling at me that he did not like my material. So I asked him if he ever got his beard caught in his boyfriends zipper ,than he laughed . Then I asked him if he would rather I talk about something he knows about - Incest.  He then let me finish my set.

My parents were at both of those shows. They understand that its not all going to be easy. That this is something that comes with the territory.

My parents are very supportive of me, but I have to keep all of my school grades up or I can not continue. They say school is always first.

 

YOU ALSO TOLD ME AT ONE POINT THAT YOU SOMETIMES DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE PERFORMING UNTIL 2 WEEKS AHEAD OF TIME. DO YOU THINK THIS HELPS OR HURTS YOUR ABILITY TO PREPARE SETS?

I think it helps because if I know about it in advance I may get over stressed trying to prepare for it. If I just go and do it, I'm fine. I did not know I was doing WPDH at Mahoney's until the night before.

 

CAN YOU GIVE US AN OVERALL OPINION ON COMICS IN THE HUDSON VALLEY AND MAYBE TELL US WHO ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE LOCAL GUYS TO WATCH ON STAGE?

The comics overall have been extremely supportive of me most go out of there way to give me advise. There are some that ignore me and keep there distance from me, but I don’t let that bother me.

Dan DiMarino, who is a great comic, let me perform at CV’s Hideaway and he always is very friendly and helpful.

Dave Saitzyk  is a really cool guy and great to be around. He is very supportive even though he doesn’t believe Batman survived at the end of Batman: Dark Knight Rises.

Ryan Dalton- is very hard working comic and always leaves it all on the stage.

Brett Eidman is very supportive of me. Its funny because everyone was telling me about a comic that gets punched on stage. My Dad and I watched it and my Dad said ”I know that guy I went to school with him”. Brett is a very talented comic .

I like to watch all the comics. When I do open mics I try to watch as many as I can but Most times I have school in the morning,

 

I have said it before and I'll say it again. It's entirely possible that in 4 years (or maybe sooner) we'll all be opening for HIM. At 14, I'm pretty sure I was trying my best not to be noticed. This kid is standing on stage in night clubs with a microphone in his hand. Love him or hate him, it's hard not to respect his guts as a performer.

 

If you enjoy reading these Comic Profiles then please check out our podcast coming soon to iTunes. Also, to see Anthony and some of the other comics profiled, check out the Slaughter Stand-Up Summer Showdown. Info is available here: https://www.facebook.com/events/131950383664588/

 

Wishing you positivity, hilarity and yes even a belated Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there. Please subscribe for more great news and profiles coming soon.- Steve

Comic Profile: Ryan Dalton

Ryan Dalton

 

(This is a first here on the Hudson Valley's Funniest People Blog as I profile someone I have never previously met. Ryan Dalton was recommended to me by several other comics. After seeing some videos online, I was sold. His high-energy delivery and very unique fashion alone make him impossible to ignore. But don't take my word for it. Check him out yourself.)

 

 

 

NAME: Ryan Dalton

 

HOMETOWN: Garfield, NJ

 

BIRTHPLACE: Monroe, NY

 

BEEN DOING COMEDY SINCE: May 2011

 

COMEDY HEROES: John Cena, Dane Cook, Mitch Hedberg, Steven Wright, Andrew Dice
Clay, David Cross and Patton Oswalt.

 

HMM... SHOULD BE INTERESTING TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE LISTS JOHN CENA AS A COMEDY HERO....

 

OK. FIRST THING'S FIRST. I GUESS I'M LUCKY HAVING THE LAST NAME "RIFENBURG" BECAUSE PEOPLE RARELY CONFUSE ME WITH OTHERS. BUT IN DOING SOME RESEARCH FOR THIS PROFILE, I NOTICED THAT YOU AREN'T EVEN THE ONLY RYAN DALTON DOING STAND-UP! HAVE YOU RUN INTO ANY PROBLEMS WITH ANY OTHER RYAN DALTONS?
No problems but I did hear a story with him getting mistaken for me. A co worker
of my brothers went to a show at Gotham Comedy club. He was performing and
thought it was me because my brother told her I do comedy. So after the show she
went to him to say he did great job and she knows my brother.  She then thought
I was being rude by saying I don't have a brother and have no idea what she's
talking about. A odd exchange for them I'm sure. I definitely want to do a show with
him though. 

 

THE "RYAN DALTONS OF COMEDY TOUR". I'D GO SEE THAT.

AS I MEET MORE COMICS LATELY, I'M NOTICING THAT A LARGE PERCENTAGE OF THEM ARE BIG FANS OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING. WHAT DO YOU THINK DRAWS PEOPLE IN OUR PROFESSION TO "SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT"?
It's basically the same thing... instead of punches... it's punch lines but really
the same rules apply. It's all about the crowd and getting the crowd support.
Connecting with the audience. Having somewhat of a gimmick helps because you
stand out and are remembered. I see them as going hand in hand.

YOU HAVE A VERY HIGH-ENERGY AND APPARENT "STREAM-OF-CONSCIOUSNESS" STYLE ON STAGE. DOES THIS COME NATURALLY TO YOU OR DID YOU HAVE TO WORK HARD AT IT?
It comes naturally (I'm definitely a loony tune) but had to work hard on focusing it
and not running completely off course during my sets.

 MY 4 YEAR-OLD SON COMPLAINED TO ME RECENTLY THAT HIS PENIS KEEPS FALLING OUT OF THE Y-FRONT OF HIS UNDERWEAR. ANY ADVICE FOR HIM?
 Happens to me all the time. What I do... depending on the weather of course.. I'll
either tuck it into my sock or if its cold out put it up and let the waistband
hold it in place. Shiz will not be jumping out of the y-front after that. 

 

THAT'S BETTER THAN I GAVE HIM. I TOLD HIM TO JUST CUT IT OFF SINCE NOTHING GOOD HAS EVER COME OUT OF MINE... HE'S TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND IRONY.
 YOU WERE RECOMMENDED TO ME (ALONGSIDE DAN DIMARINO AND JOHN WENDEL) AS A TWO TIME JESTER'S COMEDY CLUB CHAMPION. DO YOU ENJOY THE COMPETITIONS AND WHY DO YOU FEEL YOU HAVE BEEN SO SUCCESFUL?
Love battles! Very WWE like... I cut promos before the shows which hypes it up. (I
love making videos. Which is another creative outlet of mine) Adds another level
of fun I think. If you win...it feels like you just won the world heavyweight
title. Then it motivates you to come out with new material so you can retain the
title. I've won at jesters twice and won at the Spotlite in Scarsdale. I think I
do good because I try to put on a full show. Very animated, silly as can be and
I always get personal with the crowd. Try to create the 007 with them aka the
Bond.

SEE? IT'S NOT JUST AN ACT...

 

 HYPOTHETICALLY, IF YOU WERE IN A COMEDY COMPETITION THIS FRIDAY FACING ANTHONY TERRIBLE AND JORDAN FRIED, WHO DO YOU THINK WOULD WIN?
I am actually in that competition this Friday... Title is on the line.. I'm pumped
up and ready to go. It's the season finale and nothing would make me happier
then to snag that title back. It's going to be one tough battle that's for sure
but Ill be going in guns blazing!

WHERE CAN PEOPLE FIND MORE INFORMATION ON YOU (AS OPPOSED TO ANY OTHER RYAN DALTON'S THAT MAY BE DOING STAN-UP)?
I'm all over YouTube. DTVPRESENTS would be what you write in the search. It's
got from short films to comedy to top 10 lists to UFC predictions. The cure for
boredom.

 

Intense, unpredictable and CLEARLY ready for anything, it's easy to see why Ryan Dalton is such a fast climber on the local comedy scene. He's also one of the busiest guys in the area so no doubt he'll be on a show near you very soon.

At this time, I want to think the readers of this blog for making it one of the most successful things I've done in comedy in quite a while. We have had about 500 views in just the first week! Thank you to my fellow comics as well as their fans for making this a success. Here's wishing you positivity and hilarity at every turn.- STEVE





Comic Profile: Dave Saitzyk

DAVE SAITZYK

 

(I knew early on that I wanted to profile Dave Saitzyk for this. Dave is an entertainer in every sense of the word and clearly one of the hottest names on the H.V. comedy scene right now. I had first heard of him during the WPDH Comedy Search and found some video clips online. Later, I felt it was a good thing I had only come in 2nd place in Poughkeepsie because I didn't have a SHOT against this guy at the finals at Jester's. I've kissed his ass enough though. Why don't we hear from the man himself?)

 

 

 

NAME: Dave Saitzyk, the last name being pronounced the way it's said. Seriously though it's pronounced (Sait-sick)

 

HOMETOWN: Mahwah, NJ

 

BIRTHPLACE:  Paterson, NJ

 

COMEDY HEROES: Groucho Marx, Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, Jim Carrey, Patrice O'Neal, Dice, Dave Chappelle, Benito Mussolini

 
 DAVE, YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON WE'VE INTERVIEWED ON THE HUDSON VALLEY'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE WHO HAS A PENIS. HOW DO YOU FEEL THIS HAS HELPED OR HURT YOU AS A PERFORMER? 

I feel like my penis is a constant distraction. I've toyed with the idea of becoming a eunuch, but my penis and I have been through so much together I'd go through separation anxiety.

 

WE RECENTLY MET AT THE BARDAVON'S SERIOUS LAUGHS FESTIVAL. WHAT WERE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE FESTIVAL IN GENERAL?

I was blown away by the amount of talented comics who were involved, very impressed by just how extensive the Hudson Valley scene is and thought the Bardovan people did a great job of organizing such a diverse group of very funny people.

 

WE NEVER WANT TO STUFF A COMIC INTO ONE NICHE, BUT YOUR IMPRESSIONS DO MAKE UP A LARGE CHUNK OF YOUR ACT. WHEN DID YOU DISCOVER YOU HAD A TALENT FOR IMITATION AND WHICH ONE CAME FIRST?

I've done voices my entire life basically, but the first non-accent actual impression would probably be Fire Marshall Bill or any of several of Damon Wayans' characters from In Living Color in elementary school. 

 

HOW BIG OF AN INFLUENCE WAS "IN LIVING COLOR" ON YOUR STYLE AND YOUR DESIRE TO BE IN COMEDY?

In Living Color was heavily influential in developing my style and adolescent sense of humor. That over the top character based sketch comedy struck a chord with me and and instilled in me, the desire to create great characters and be a part of a ensemble like that.

 

HOW DID YOU GET INVOLVED IN THE RE-BUILD SEASIDE HEIGHTS PROJECT AND WHAT CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT IT?

I was recommended to the Rebuild Seaside people by people involved with the cause who had seen me perform. It's a great show featuring myself, Chris Destefano, Bonnie McFarlane, Rich Vos and Artie Lange on May 25th at The Count Basie Theatre in Red Bank NJ with all proceeds going to benefit the relief efforts for Hurricane Sandy in Seaside Heights, NJ.

 

WHEN I THINK OF REDBANK, N.J., I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK OF JAY & SILENT BOB. WERE YOU A FAN OF KEVIN SMITH AT ALL GROWING UP?

Absolutely! Clerks and Mallrats are two of my favorite comedies, I used to watch them obsessively. I still haven't made it to The Secret Stash, but that's what bucket lists are for, lunchbox!

 

ANOTHER BIG STEP FORWARD IN YOUR CAREER IS YOUR ASSOCIATION WITH MORE LIKE RADIO. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN TO YOU AND WHERE CAN PEOPLE HEAR YOU?

Being involved with the More Like Radio family is awesome, I've been a guest a number of times on The Cousin Joe Show and after performing at the station's live event April 28th I was asked if I wanted to become a co-host of The Cousin Joe Show, so starting Thursday May 2nd (and every Thursday after) I will be on from 7-10pm at MoreLikeRadio.com and if you're on the road you can check it out on the TuneIn Radio App and search More Like Radio.

 

SLAUGHTER STAND-UP IS DOING A COMEDY COMPETITION DOWN IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS IN MID-LATE JUNE. HAVING BEEN IN A FEW DIFFERENT COMEDY COMPETITIONS YOURSELF, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT TAKING PART IN THESE TYPES OF THINGS?

Being a part of Slaughter Stand Up personally, I can say that the upcoming competition will be a great opportunity both for exposure and to move into the payed comedy realm. While some comedians are opposed to the competitiveness that these types of opportunities bring, competitions like this are actually alot of fun because they attract a wide array of comics who inspire and motivate you to up your game since they're bringing their best, plus it allows you to network with more comics than any given show can provide. 

 

CAN YOU GIVE US AN OVERALL OPINION ON THE STATE OF HUDSON VALLEY COMEDY RIGHT NOW?

Hudson Valley comedy is alive right now! The amount of talented artists would blow anyone away, and they are some of the nicest, coolest, most genuine people you'll ever have the pleasure of hanging with, not to mention the fact that they're funny as hell on and off stage!  

 

WHERE CAN PEOPLE GO TO FIND OUT MORE INFORMATION ON YOU INCLUDING UPCOMING EVENTS?

You can find out show details, booking info, etc at http://www.DaveSaitzyk.com, friend me on Facebook and follow me on twitter @DaveSaitzyk.

 

Straightforward and to the point. I really like this guy's style. His act is a must-see for anyone in the Hudson Valley area (and beyond). Expect big things from him in the future. Also, make sure to check out https://www.facebook.com/SlaughterStandUp for info on the upcoming Stand-Up Summer Showdown and other events.

As always comments are welcomed and appreciated. Until next time, as always, wishing you positivity and hilarity at ever turn.- STEVE